Memoir of a Nerd

Listen closely for this is the story all legends are based on...

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nudityandnerdery:

impetuously:

spontaneousfangasm:

iron-thor:

…because doctors and chemists know what they’re doing versus an uneducated parent simply stabbing their child with possibly deadly chemicals?

also, *phosphate 

also, *ammonium
what the fuck? vaccines are the reason that your dog doesn’t get rabies or we don’t have small pox and DIE.
whoever made this image can go fuck yourself.

If you used chemicals to make someone pass out and then took a knife and cut them open to remove an organ, you’d also be arrested and sent to jail. But no one is leading a campaign to rethink appendectomies.


The comments are all correct, the picture is foolish.

nudityandnerdery:

impetuously:

spontaneousfangasm:

iron-thor:

…because doctors and chemists know what they’re doing versus an uneducated parent simply stabbing their child with possibly deadly chemicals?

also, *phosphate 

also, *ammonium

what the fuck? vaccines are the reason that your dog doesn’t get rabies or we don’t have small pox and DIE.

whoever made this image can go fuck yourself.

If you used chemicals to make someone pass out and then took a knife and cut them open to remove an organ, you’d also be arrested and sent to jail. But no one is leading a campaign to rethink appendectomies.

The comments are all correct, the picture is foolish.

(Source: getinvolvedyoulivehere, via techsgtjenn)

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Oh Here Go Hell Come

uberdorkgirlie:

So, in Miami, some guy chewed off another man’s entire face and only growled when police shot him, in Texas, some fucked up Can’t Understand Normal Thinking ate her baby, and in NJ some guy cut out his intestines and threw them at police? Sharpen your machetes and grab your shotguns! I don’t care what anyone says, shit is clearly about to start getting real.

Time to play the game!!!!

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missragemuffin:

ishipanythingthatbreathes:

notanaveragemuggle:

gagaxmothermonster:

lindsexlohan:

vat1cancame0s:

flutterskies:

everyone stop what you’re doing
there’s a platypus on your dash

Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.

wat

Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.

HE’S A SEMI-AQUATIC EGG-LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION

Only Duck-Billed Platyus lay eggs yo.

With spiny legs of death!

The deadliest animal ever.

missragemuffin:

ishipanythingthatbreathes:

notanaveragemuggle:

gagaxmothermonster:

lindsexlohan:

vat1cancame0s:

flutterskies:

everyone stop what you’re doing

there’s a platypus on your dash

Reblogging because I don’t think I have ever seen a platypus walk before and…just…squeak.

wat

Look at that platypus wiggle. Wiggle what yo mama gave you.

HE’S A SEMI-AQUATIC EGG-LAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION

Only Duck-Billed Platyus lay eggs yo.

With spiny legs of death!

The deadliest animal ever.

(Source: hermajestyschimera)